{"product_id":"simon-says-clear-stamps-getting-old-2309ssc","title":"Simon Says Clear Stamps Getting Old 2309ssc In My Heart","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Simon Says Stamp Getting Old stamp set is packed with snarky, laugh-out-loud sentiments all about birthdays and the joys of getting older. Perfect for friends and family who appreciate a little sass with their celebration, this set makes it easy to create cards that are equal parts funny and heartfelt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAging birthday theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6x8 inch clear photopolymer stamp set made in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse with an acrylic block or stamping platform.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHas a coordinating die set (1449sdc, sold separately).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSentiments include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHappy Birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou know you're getting old when\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou sit on the floor, and then realize you don't have a solid plan to get back up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour ability to remember lyrics from the '80s far exceeds your ability to remember why you walked into the kitchen.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour dinnertime and your bedtime start getting really super close to each other.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou turn down the car stereo so you can see better.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHappy hour is a nap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou need to teach your facial expressions to use their inside voice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou get road rage walking behind slow people at the grocery store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOf all your body parts, your eyeballs are in the best shape because you roll them like 168 times a day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn addition to the witty greetings, the set includes small accent images like arrows and a heart, plus a banner tag outline with dotted borders at the top and bottom for framing your favorite phrases. Ideal for milestone birthdays and playful everyday teasing, this collection adds humor, personality, and a bold finishing touch to your handmade projects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Says Stamps","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41835446075463,"sku":"2309ssc_sku","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0272\/9535\/0855\/files\/2309ssc_GettingOld_Stamps_Storeimages.jpg?v=1772805187","url":"https:\/\/www.simonsaysstamp.com\/products\/simon-says-clear-stamps-getting-old-2309ssc","provider":"Simon Says Stamp","version":"1.0","type":"link"}